02
Aug
09

Dun mess with the wife

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:
My Dear Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy.  I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset, I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old.  I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old.  As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college.  I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach.  He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is
18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge
of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although
with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.  Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow

Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:


My Dear Honey,


You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54


years old, can no longer satisfy.  I am very happy with you and I value


you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you


will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening


with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.


Please don’t be upset, I shall be home before midnight.



When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on


the dining room table:





My Dear Husband,



I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54


years old.  I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you


are also 54 years old.  As you know, I am a math teacher at our local


college.  I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be


at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the


assistant tennis coach.  He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is


18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge


of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although


with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes


into 18.  Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow

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