A walk in memory lane

I was telling a friend about this story that was brought back to memory a while back.  When I was in my teen, during my high school days back in singapore, I was pretty much a gangster wanna be. Although I have to say I have done things where caught I would most probably be spending a decade of my life in prison. I have been lucky enough to never been caught and would never attempt these dumb actions again. I quit school when I was 14. yes, i know.. very dumb and spend most of my free time bumming around at a friends house  doing nothing. We got so bored we were playing big2 😀


2 boys bored with nothing to do. We decided to make the game more exciting by making a pact. Loser will have to run naked to the lift, press the button for the lift and wait there naked till the lift arrive and the door opens. It was around 1 am and the area was quiet as a cemetry. there is like a 99% chance that the lift would be empty. 🙂

My friend Aaron lost the bet and being the man we were, he fulfilled his promise. he ran to the lift naked, press the button and I was standing there smiling 🙂 The lift arrive and we waiting in anticipation. Me, hoping for a chick and him hoping it would be empty. Well, I got my wish 🙂 it really was a chick, a old one but still a chick.

It was his grandma coming back home from majiong. Something that we both neglected to take into consideration of that possibility.

Ahhhh, what a wonderful day that was.

What has the pic above got to do with this? Nothing :0

Another funny thing that we done was we saw a bunch of gangsters wanna be sitting downstairs in the park. Actually it was 2 boys and 2 girls. We call them ah lians and ah bengs


So being as bored as we were, we filled a plastic bag full of piss, some shit(courtesy of Aaron), some soya sause, oyster sause, baby talcum powder and god knows whatever. Carefully analysed, measured and aimed for a direct hit in the middle of the group downstairs. we missed the spot but were not far off. ahhh the delighted anger of the audiences downstairs.

We got so bored we were doing things that we will probably look back 10 years later and laugh in our own face (sounds like right now). We spray a bathroom full of insecticide because we  found a centipede in it. Aaron decided to end its miserable life by burning it. NOT a very smart thing to do when the bathroom was full of insecticide. Did you know that they are highly flamable? Well, I found out that day. Aaron lost his brows and I lost my voice laughing so hard.

We pretty much did the standard stuff that bored ppl do. Shoplifting from 7-11 for beer and frozen chicken. Kicking motocycles down. loitering around void decks in marine parade. Thats where he lives.

Talk alot of shit and did fuk all. Watch heaps of porn 🙂 I know.. pretty gay, 2 boys at puberty watching porn together.  Aaron was pretty good with girls and me on the other hand have been a complete failure. I had a really late start with girls but I realise 1 thing, when you have cupid shinning on you, theres no stopping you. the girls keep coming but when cupid is pissed at you, you pretty much have to take heaps of cold shower.

Right now, I think cupid is very very pissed at me.

Angry Cupid

Looking back, I am very thankful for my mum, carrying me back up to my feet, giving me a education and leading me from muddy path in life to one which is filled with opportunities. she has always been my beacon and once again thanks mum.  If not for her and whoever it was in heaven that is shinning down on me, barring me from a life in prison to what I am today.


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