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May
09

update from office meeting

I fried my “near to brand new lappy” zzzzzzzz very sad… although it is under warranty, I am still getting a PC instead because PC have better performance, easier to repair and upgrade.

In the meantime, I shall keep you guys entertained with the following emails I have received.

Toilet paper?

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This might gross some of you guys out. Beheading in thailand

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Fix to all problems:

To All,  

I have compiled a red
 “Master Reference” binder for all staff.

Inside this binder you will find “solutions” to everyday problems.

 

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with 
co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, 
or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help 
you through your issues.

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Stimulus Payment Information.
“This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very e
program that I will explain using the Q and A format: 
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? 
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. 
Q. Where will the government get this money? 
A. From taxpayers. 
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? 
A. Only a smidgin. 
Q. What is the purpose of this payment? 
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-defnition TV set or s
thing, thus stimulating the economy. 
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ? 
A. Shut up. 
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spen
stimulus cheque wisely: 
If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China . 
If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stimulus Payment Information.

 

“This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting

program that I will explain using the Q and A format: 

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? 

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. 

Q. Where will the government get this money? 

A. From taxpayers. 

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? 

A. Only a smidgin. (tiny bit)

Q. What is the purpose of this payment? 

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-defnition TV set or some such 

thing, thus stimulating the economy. 

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ? 

A. Shut up. 

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spending the

stimulus cheque wisely: 

If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China . 

If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs. 

If you purchase a computer it will go to India . 

If you buy a car it will go to Japan . 

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . 

And none of it will help the Australian economy. 

We need to keep that money here in Australia.  You can keep the money in Australia by spend-

ing it at garage sales, going to a cricket match or footy game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer 

and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses that may still be 

owned by Aussies.

Thank you all Australians,

Computer Technical Support:

 

 

 

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Come on barbie, lets go barbie

 

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Recent migration to wordpress from blogspot the original blog can still be found at teapls.blogspot.com I have link all image sources on the image itself I will always reference my source whenever possible but with so many images floating around the net, it is pretty hard to identify which image belongs to who. If I have not given the source proper credit, inform me and i will correct it immediately

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