slogans for condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. 
They would become fashionable and companies would
   probably advertise more openly.

* Nike Condoms: Just do it

* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

* Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

* Optus Condoms: Yes!

* KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin’ Good

* M&M’s Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop

* Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit

* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it….

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well…..

* Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider

* AFL Condoms: I’d Like to See That

* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year….

* Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you

* RTA Condoms: Speed kills

* Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts

* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

* Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We’ll save you


2 Responses to “slogans for condoms”

  1. March 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    How about the old “Carl’s Jr.” Slogan (mid 1990s) – “If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face”

  2. 2 jesseowalls
    May 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    This was frickin’ hilarious, I almost wish I had thought of something like this. I love the slogans, I think Pringles and KFC are the best ones.

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