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26
Mar
09

slogans for condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. 
They would become fashionable and companies would
   probably advertise more openly.

* Nike Condoms: Just do it

* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

* Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

* Optus Condoms: Yes!

* KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin’ Good

* M&M’s Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop

* Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit

* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it….

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well…..

* Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider

* AFL Condoms: I’d Like to See That

* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year….

* Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you

* RTA Condoms: Speed kills

* Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts

* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

* Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We’ll save you

26
Mar
09

I promise I will study hard

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience’s psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

 

If I am enrolled in this course, i promise i will study hard and go up to phd 😀

then everyone can call me doctor 😀

who said studying can be hard and boring :p

26
Mar
09

Australian works too hard

http://www.abc.net.au/health/features/stories/2006/09/27/1836294.htm

It is true that Australians have the second longest working hours in the OECD (the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development), behind the USA.

Bahahaha..what a load of crap. goes to show how unreliable all these statistic can be.

out of curiousity, i did a bit of wiki on working hours. And these is what i found.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_time

The Kapauku people of Papua think it is bad luck to work two consecutive days. The !Kung Bushmen work just two-and-a-half days per week, rarely more than six hours per day. [20]

The work week in Samoa is approximately 30 hours[21], and though average annual Samoan cash income is relatively low, by some measures, the Samoan standard of living and quality of life are quite good.

now, THAT is where I wanna be…I work approximately 40 -45 hours a week currently and I find that tiring already. Life feels so monotonous. its like a repeating cycle that never ends.

You wake up in the morning, shower, eat breakie, work/school, home, do what ever, sleep. 

Do that for 5 days on and 2 days off..over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until one day you lay 6 feet under.

19
Mar
09

wahhh super cool

This is a must watch video 😀

CLICK HERE, 

2 more days and i am offically off my probation 😀 I have to say i wish there were more options for jobs out there. Already I feel like leaving simply because I am not really enjoying what I am doing… I like programming but at this company, the manager is a big fan of open source.

which means we spend most of our time customizing open source software.

I WANT TO PROGRAM.. NEW PROGRAMS.. NOT FUCKING AROUND OTHER PEOPLES PROGRAM.

I like to think that I am pretty decent in programing with wide experience in lots of languages. haiz.. feels so stuck currently with not much alternative out there currently in the market.

So many people are out of jobs now and each job advertised will have heaps of ppl scrambling after it.

I heard that a software manager on 150G a year got retrenched and ended up on a 60G a year job..fuckkkkk… i wonder how is everyone doing out there. US’s debt is going up by 3billion a day. hohoho.. makes you wonder how the fuck are they ever going to recover.

What we need now is a new funky technology like a virtual wife :D. that should bounce the economy back up on its track  providing jobs from new business and guys spending all your savings to booast the eco 😀

19
Mar
09

Watch your back

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19
Mar
09

Cool Drawings

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