Archive for January, 2009

15
Jan
09

Email

Well unfortunately since my current work is in a open office layout. that means no slacking== no blog surfing or updating. Heres some email for your viewing pleasure

Firsly, let me introduce to u the first indian astronaut that recently just landed

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hehe.. next my dream car 😛 MADE OF WHITE GOLD FOR FUCK SAKE

 

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Heheh,  now for some photoshop genius

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04
Jan
09

Brutal slaughter

Whale slaughter in denmark on the  Faroe Islands.  This is very true and here i was thinking that western society are more humane and structured. I mean, this may sound wrong but if this had come from the chinese, somehow i won’t be as surprised BUT DENMAKR WTF, didn’t some australian chick married the prince from denmark? this is shameful.

These whales are gentle animal who have not done any wrong to any human and these islander’s solution of living peacefully with natural is to slaughter them by the thousands yearly. WE SHOULD SLAUGTER THESE ISLANDER JUST FOR FUN, I SAY GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.  THERE ARE KIDS KILLING THESE WHALES WITH GLEE IN THEIR EYES. FARK TARTS.

IF GIVEN A REASON, FINE I CAN PERHAPS UNDERSTAND SUCH AS TO EAT, FOR SCIENCE  OR TO CONTROL THE FOOD CHAIN BUT FOR FUN OR RITUAL?  GRRR..

 

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04
Jan
09

Another reason why its better to be female

If you are ugly, it doesn’t matter cause you always have make up to the rescue. Too bad the inventor didn’t patent it else he/she will be making billions.. even more then Bill. Lets face it, guys are shallow animals. we don’t really care if the beauty is natural or fake as long as it looks good to the eye.

So what if she have surgery done, so what? so what if she had her whole face done, we don’t really care. Maybe unless u had breast implants, now thats a different story cause some guys like it natural when it comes to the touching.

but then again good looks don’t always last forever but its definitely needed to make the first connection.

Let me introduce you to the power of MAKE UP, these transformer normally likes to hang out in nightclub as its dark  and moist and its easier for them to pray on unsuspecting preys. farking deceptercons. Once the light lits on at the end of the night in the night clud, its like the holy light shining down on these girls and they will be waving their hands in front of their face while they quickly rush their way out towards the exit. Most of the smart ones will leave 5 minutes before the light shone.

 

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Hot RIGHT? thats what i thought.. apparenently this is her without make up

 

 

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AND THIS IS HOW ITS DONE

 

 

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double eyelid sticker and glue

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 Black contact to enlarge the pupil

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Basic moisture cream to keep face healthy.

#4. Foundation is important! make skin tone more even, IMPORTANT!! apply VERY little amount of Foundation at both side of the cheek, in order to make your face look longer and slimmer!

#5. Concealer is to cover up all flaws, such as eye bags, pimple and wrinkles.

#6. Next Add natural Fake eye Lashes & draw a nice brow!

#7.  Added mascara at the bottom eye-lash, in order to make both upper and lower eye lash even.

#8. Add eye liner.

Longer eye-liners! longer the better, make small eyes look not only bigger, also longer as well.

#9. Add eye shadow. use one dark and one lighter colors to blend.

#10. Add lip gloss and blusher! & Lastly Style your dolly hair!

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