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Oct
08

CHINA Movies and Dating girls with MPD

urhmm what the fuck? what does dating girls with multiple personality disorder got to do with china movies?

Well.. NOTHING, hahahahaha just feel like talking about it.

I have recently been semi watching a series call “yong chun”. why semi? Cause half the time i fell asleep. It starred heaps of famous hongkong actors like sammo hung, yuan biao, nicholas tze but the rest of the crew seem like they are from china. Even the story line and dialogue is very china like.

So how do you normally identify a china made movie? U can cheat the audience with your hongkong actors but generally china made movies are FUCKING BORING. THE STORY LINE IS SO MONOTONOUS I FALL ASLEEP ON MY BED SO MANY FUKING TIMES. Got insommia? go watch a china series. ALL their talking is crazy. They can repeat the same shit over and over and over again.

In one of the scene for example, the butler is like begging the enemy not to accept a duel. simple right? but nooooo, the director have to go on and on and repeat again and again how indebted the butler is to the family , how his life is more important etc for like 20 FUKING MINUTES. 

Don’t they do any reviews? who does the review for series and movies made in china?  whoever does it should be shot. Doesn’t anyone tell them these stuff? PPL HATE LONG DIALOGUES, SIMPLE. MY MUM AND GRANDMA ARE NOT EVEN HALF AS LONG WINDED AS THEM. At the point of writing this, they repeated a fighting scene AGAIN FUCK.

They are fine if they follow scipts or stories that have already been made popular like the legend of the condor. but if the story line is one of their own.. its horrible. this “yong chun” has 0 story line.. zip, nothing. It is very unlike the hongkong tv drama where something is always happening that you wanna keep on watching to see what happens. Or at least have a bad guy where you want to skin him alive and burn his whole family.

The only thing right abt this show is the hot china beauty. IF there is anything china did right is to introduce plastic surgery. These made in china and crafted in china dolls are pretty hot.

I think it must be like a requirement for girls to have at least a nose job before joining the entertainment industry. The only feature lacking in most asian is the nose, unlike our cauasian counterpart with their pointy high bridge nose.

Another common technique used by shit movie producers is that they make use of famous guest star who appear in the movie for like 2 minute and then promote the movie as if they are the main character in it. Example shows  are like twin effect and the china made zu warriors.

The face of jackie chan took up like 1/4 of the poster for twin effect and his name showed up first on the list of actors. He showed up for like 1 minute right at the end of the show..zzzzzzzzz.. piece of shit.

Sammo hung was also in the poster and cover for the china made zu warrior. He died in the show right at the first 5 minutes.  This is deception. This is deceitful marketing. Its like paying for a hooker and only to find out she is a transvestite.  This is like marrying a wife and she tells you she was born a he. This is like ordering sharkfin only to get vermicelli.

THIS IS LIKE SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO BLOG ABOUT CHINA MOVIES AND DATING GIRLS WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND END UP ONLY BLOGGING ABT CHINA MOVIES.

these 2 girls are hot right? huahaha they are both guys LOL one from china and one from korea.

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1 Response to “CHINA Movies and Dating girls with MPD”


  1. June 29, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    I always spent my half an hour to read this weblog’s content every day along with a mug of coffee.


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