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Oct
08

How fake are you?

Woohoo according to http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=cbNCTRqcqboOPfd-GB-ADDAA-7069&u=6c298c23f745 I have high masculinity.. does that mean that i am very MANLY? time to grow some facial hair?

try it out if you are really bored and paste your result in the comments. I can’t say i am a good judge in character but theres 1 thing i know is that all humans are fake. Dun agree? Have you ever asked ppl “how are you?” or “how zit going” ? THAT my friend is being fake.. as if you really give a shit on how ppl are doing.

Quite often while i am having lunch outside and i meet someone, he/she will ask “having lunch?”..  no shit genius..if i am not having lunch, what am i doing? having a threesome with my food and table?

We have fake everything now.. fake breast, fake hair, fake soysauce made from human hair, fake milk, fake grass,  fake female (from tranny to sex doll).

These cost something like $6500 USD, Thats crazy man…I honestly dun mind having one of these for decoration. How cool that will be hey? Apparently made of silicon and design to be like the real thing. But with $6500 USD, you can easily buy some fake love from china.

China sprayed paint their grass green for the olympics. I think china is the KING of fakes. They must be the biggest producers of fake stuff from LVs, Guccis, DVDs and best of all FAKE LOVE (that will last till your bank accounts is emptied).

In fact with money, you can even buy organs from china. Its not fake organ (there are fake organs, those mechnical ones). Pretty much i think you can buy anything in china, no wonder they are developing so well with such high growth over the past couple of years.

U can even get fake virgins (small surgery done on female to make them look like virgins again)…. lets face it.. we are living in a world of fakes…I can’t think of anything that we have that doesn’t have a fake version of it.

We will come to a stage in the future where we will never know if what we just bought is fake or real. the real becomes fake and the fake becomes real. its like the scripting in chinese.. “zhen zhen jia jia, jia jia zhen zhen”

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