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08

GF vs Hooker

This cracked me up :

http://www.datingsitesreviews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=2963

I think english is not his first nor second language but it got me thinking. i am going to give my view on dating a gf vs a hooker in a pragmatic view. DO NOT JUDGE ME UNTIL YOU FINISH READING THIS ENTRY thxs 🙂

lets consider the pros and the cons of having a gf.

PRO:

  • u get sex most of the time? or at least if u beg hard enough u just might get it
  • someone there by your side to share your joy and pain

CONS:

  • Heaps of nagging
  • Burining your weekends to go shopping with her
  • weekly dinner $$$
  • Having to suffer through :sex in the city” or dawson creep (not too sure if the spelling is right)
  • toilet lid down?
  • her taking up 70% of your wardrobe?
  • only 2 slot left in the shoe rack for your shoes.
  • too many to list

I won’t mention things like cooking cleaning etc cause gf dun really do that. Maybe wife? either way its situational.

So the only real advantage is sex.. now lets consider the cost involve.
weekly dinners + food + gifts i would say cause around 200 a week on your gf? 200 a week definately a very optimistic estimation. Pretty sure it cost more then that.

image:http://www.globorati.com/wp-content/photos/thedome.jpg

a quick google shows cost of prositution in australia stands at 200-300 an hour. From that we can see that it cost around the same as having a gf but without all the negativity. no ties + on top of that u get different girls and not the same dish everyday 🙂 yes i know stds are free too but thats what condoms are for?

hehehe.. perhaps if you are a very independant person and likes to be alone. Hookers might be a better option.

okie guys.. this entry is meant to entertain and is obviously very biased. End of the day, it boils down to what kinda gf u have? If you have a vase(pretty and useless, only good for presentation) as a gf then perhaps hooker might be a better option.. they look good and most likely cost less in the long run.

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/082002/housewife.jpg/http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/348740673_da505d283c.jpg

If there is 2 girls, one is hot but lazy, can’t cook, can’t work vs a not as pretty but cleans/work / looks after the house. which would u choose? THE PRETTY ONE RIGHT? U SHALLOW MALE!! Haiz, guys can be so blinded by looks sometimes its sad. no wonder so many girls are undergoing plastic surgery now

judge not the looks but who they are.

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4 Responses to “GF vs Hooker”


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  4. 4 Kanye west
    June 21, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    How does it boil down to that at all?


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