public toilet

Ever been to a public toilet or the toilet in your office and it fuking stinks? Or at times theres actually shit around the toilet. Like seriously… can someone tell me how does that happen? U need to go so badly that you didn’t even have time to fully set your butt down before u have to blow your crap? Or perhaps there was an attempt to shit while standing up cause if this was the case, i must say its a pretty good effort.
There is always a constant shitty smell in my office toilet. I suspect there must be a group of guys that take turns to stink up the toilet. Why dun they fucking just shit at home? or is their shit so bad their families would kick them out. They should have a office rule where if u wanna shit, U ALL DO IT AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME and not take turns 1 every 2 fucking hours.

wassup with these toilet restaurant too anyway. what have happened to our traditional toilet experience where you go in just for pissing and shitting

image from: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Crazy taiwanese, if u like to eat off toilet so much, i can dearly arrange it for u. at no extra cost. In fact i am happy to pay you 10 bucks to eat off my toilet ,with tea for appetitizer and chocolate cake for desert(might be hot chocolate depending on my mood for that day).

for those ppl who likes to eat in the toilet restuarant, maybe they should buy house likes theses 😀 suits them perfectly

actually the house looks pretty good. but then again u are still living in a shit dump. hmm so does that means u are shit? maybe one day we are goign to have vagina restuarant(yummy?) or live in houses build like my arsehole?

Now this is what i call a TOILET. boast my ego up by a rating for 4.2. hotter chicks will be good though and where the fuck is the asian chick? RACISM


2 Responses to “public toilet”

  1. 1 AK
    September 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    The last toilet looks pretty good. Why don’t they have 1 for ladies as well?

  2. 2 doggieLove
    September 17, 2008 at 4:59 am

    Hmm i thought there is one for the females but i guess not 🙂 only for the males

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