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20
Mar
12

Riskiest Job in the world

Can you guess what is the riskiest job in the world? Deep sea welders,  policeman, fireman? I had thought being in the army would be the riskiest occupation but apparently its not.

It has something to do with seafood.

 

Still not getting it?

kk something to do with alaska

 

Well…. its the Alaskan fisherman.. They rake in 10 000 USD a week but have one of the highest job fatality rate. Who would have known.

And the highest paying job goes to being a surgeon. That goes to prove that brain > brawn

16
Jan
12

Save the seals

 

 

Happy New Year to all and while you sit there reflecting what you have done for the past year, maybe its time to think of what you are going to do for the coming year!!!  Each year hundreds of thousands for these seals gets clubbed to death in a campaign supported by the Canadian government for political gains.  How can anyone club these babies alive. FUCKING SICKO.

For more info

http://www.hsicanada.ca/wildlife/seals/canadian_govt_support_seal_hunt.html

If you have spare money and not sure where to throw it

http://www.ifaw.org/oc/

I hereby boycott anything canadian.. not like they care anyway :)

check out these “men” at work.  they should have their balls clubbed..

 

RIP to all the seals and hope you will come back a better life

22
Jul
11

Australia and its robin hood economy

Thats right, once again its tax time and once again hear me rant. With all the buzz going around carbon tax and all the taxes Australians are paying, I thought it would be a great time to start ranting.

Firstly, does the robin hood(progressive tax) system work? Tax the rich to feed the poor. Well for a start, it closes the gap between the rich and poor. Secondly, it feeds the poor. Introduce more taxes like carbon tax as a reason to tax the rich even more while not really affecting the poor since they get rebate and other monetary incentives. So why are so many Australians complaining. Those people earning over 80k a year should be the ones complaining.

Now, why is this not fair? firstly, what happened to equal right? it  is obviously not very equal when someone who is in the higher tax bracket have to pay alot more tax.

Secondly, it gives absolutely no incentive for anyone to work harder except to pay more taxes.

Thirdly, since the people who had worked harder, paid more taxes, paid more medicare levy, flood tax, gst, carbon tax BLAH BLAH BLAH should be entitled to more benefits? Like priority queues in government hospital or their vote shouldbe counted as 2 vote. I guess the answer is no since the rich and poor are suppose to be equal?

Wait, hang on, if rich and poor are suppose to be equal, why are the rich paying more taxes?

08
Jun
11

Do not hate me cause i am atheist

Below are quotes by famous atheist about the religion:)

I love number 15 cause its so true lol

 It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous.

1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov

2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie

3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway

4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin

5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche

6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut

8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

9. Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. — Denis Diderot

10. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. — Samuel Clemens

11. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life. — Sigmund Freud

12. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

13. The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

14. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen

15. It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem

from listverse: http://listverse.com/2007/12/07/top-15-quotes-by-famous-atheists/

07
Jun
11

pretty woman

25
May
11

There is a sucker born every minute

[4:10:43 PM] Rini : but still, mostly just common sense, psychology
[4:10:48 PM] Rini : it’s quite interesting tho
[4:10:59 PM] Rini : the theory i still remember, is “there’s a sucker born every minute”
[4:11:06 PM] Victor : o_O?
[4:11:12 PM] Rini : bauhmman, or bauhm law, it’s called
[4:11:12 PM] Victor : the sucker is because he?
[4:11:20 PM] Victor : easy to cheat?
[4:11:27 PM] Rini : no it means, no matter how stupid a scam is
[4:11:33 PM] Victor : LOL
[4:11:33 PM] Rini : there’s always someone who’ll fall for it, every minute
[4:11:35 PM] Victor : LOLOLOL
[4:11:41 PM] Victor : LOLOLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[4:11:41 PM] Rini : that’s why those fad diet pills sell
[4:11:43 PM] Victor : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[4:11:48 PM] Rini : it’s based on that law :)
[4:11:51 PM] Victor : MUAHAHAHHA
[4:11:58 PM] Rini : and that stupid dooms day dog day care

I learned something new today :) hehe Yay. I have always believed nothing comes free. For a pill to help u lose weight it must do certain stuff to your body. Maybe block your stomach or burn a hole. Either way there is no magic pills in this world. It will all come at a cost :)

17
May
11

getting Hitched

Yes, I am getting married.. woo hooo.. do you care? nah i don’t think so hehe but i would like to give my 2 cents on my marriage.

Firstly… i don’t feel anything but that doesn’t means i am not happy. I don’t feel anything because marriage is just a piece of paper and i need this paper to apply pr visa for my partner.  I have to admit though, the most exciting part for me up until now is when I proposed. When i kneel down on my knees in the hotel room and showed my partner a flash animation that I made for her and asked her to marry me.  She kept me waiting while she took her time crying made me all the more nervous because I was waiting for either a Yes or a No.

Secondly, it is a very expensive affair. The wedding we were thinking of hosting is small and made up of only close friends and family but it is still expensive considering we have to pay for accommodations for friends and families that travelled to singapore for the wedding.  I am not rich and every penny spend on the wedding are hard earned savings. I calculated that I will need to work 3 month , working 2 jobs as I do right now and NOT SPEND A SINGLE CENT on anything to save up to celebrate 1 night.  I am very lucky because right now i have 2 jobs that both pays well. But if you take an average person working in singapore lets say earning 3.5k a month. That fucker will have to work 7 month WITHOUT  SPENDING A SINGLE CENT ON ANYTHING to save up for his wedding. That is fuking ridiculous. I guess no one ever think and appreciate how much goes into weddings.

Once again end of financial year is here and looking at my bank account, I still have nothing. That is  very sad considering I am earning more then twice the australian medium income this financial year. What am I doing!!!

06
May
11

What’s wrong with PAP

Singapore’s election is coming and I see alot of anti pap article. The thing I don’t understand is why? is it the rising cost of living, the rise in gst or simply because people are listening to other’s whinging?

I listened to some of the opposition’s rally and seems to be they are targeting the dumb? One comment was that pap gives you a chicken leg(dividend) and ask for a chicken in return(rise in gst and tax?). Do you think if you vote opposition, they won’t do the same?  Well, if they don’t do the same I won’t vote for opposition. WHY? Cause its simple economics. Taxes and interest rate are used to curl inflation. Let me explain simple economic for you

If the economy is doing well, people have more money = greater spending power = greater demand for goods  = inflation. So gst is to take money from the people therefore protect the poor as to narrow the gap. Else you will end up like china where the rich are filty rich and the poor are fucking poor.

Singapore is one of the strongest country in asia without natural resource, a small population but with a great government. Singapore has:

Great education

Great public transport

low crime rate

affordable housing

stable economic

AND YOU PAY FUCK ALL TAXES

Seriously what the fuck do you want? money to fall from the sky? Hang on, money really does fall from the sky though singapore’s growth dividend.

Govenment lowers transport cost, gives you money, you call it propaganda. Government fucks up in certain issues, you call them incompetent. Can’t win… people complain that ministers are too highly paid. So you want the road sweeping auntie to run your country? Please think with your head and not with your toe. Ministers are highly paid so as to attract talents else they can just go work in the private commercial sector.

You complain about immigrants then you are probably in the lower demographic doing labourers work. Didn’t study hard? didn’t work hard? dun complain. Both u and the immigrants are humans and if they can do the same work as you can for less, it means you are not different from these immigrant except you belong to the lucky singaporean sperm club.

Singapore is a place where the smart and hardworking gets rewarded and the poor gets punished. Isn’t that fair and just? Australia is a country where the rich gets punished and the poor gets rewarded therefore creating a bunch of BUMS who does nothing, sits around drinking and causing social unrest.

21
Feb
11

Nefful Teviron analyzed: At 0.01 the price

Yes I will teach you how to achieve the same result as Nefful Teviron

I have to admit, I actually research onto this for a while as there are way too many gullible people out there and somehow I don’t trust their review or opinion. Why? Because its a company that market their product using the mlm system therefore they make everything sound godly without knowing how it works. Secondly, they probably have not heard of the placebo effect. Placebo effect is where people are given magic pills(vitamins pill) and it cure them because they thought they were given some miracle drug.

Also search up on their so called award turned up with nothing. If it really is that prestigious, I am sure there will be lots of results and fairly easy to search on google.

So what is Nefful? You probably already know else you wouldn’t have been here. Well Nefful is a company that sells products that creates negative ion clothings ( make from PVC). They work off the concept or theory (NOT A FACT) that negative ion in the air is good for your health being). Perhaps that is true even though I really doubt it. I can’t see how your clothings having negative charge is good for you. It is like being statically charged.

I heard of nefful from my gf. Her tailor was trying to sell her this magical product (MLM obviously) which cost like 400 bucks for a t-shirt. Note she is a tailor, her education level is probably not that great but yet she tells my gf about all these magical effect nefful has. Absolute nonsense. Claims that it can cure cancer and liver stone, skin diseases and such are just pure nonsense. If that is possible then I am sure this product will be used in hospital. We won’t have people dying from cancer.

Ok. Fine and fair enough. I can’t prove whether nefful is good or bad for you (probably neutral) To prove this, I will need to prove the effect of negative ions on the human body. BUT WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS HOW TO ACHIEVE THE SAME RESULT. WEAR POLYESTER CLOTHING BECAUSE POLYESTER ATTRACTS NEGATIVE IONS TOO.

It will probably cost you 1/100 the price of Nefful too.  Below are a list of materials that likes to attract negative ions

Gold, Platinum, PVC, Polyester, Silicon, Teflon

07
Feb
11

Tax the rich and reward the poor

Sounds fair doesn’t it?.  People complain that Ralph Norris ceo of commonwealth bank is overpaid but has anyone ever thought of how many hours and work he put himself through to get to where he is today? It is not a position where you can get to just by being smart, hardwork, timing, luck and public relation skills. Stop fucking complaining how the rich earns too much and should be taxed more.

Everyone choose their path in life and if you are a single mum be it for whatever reason, it is still a path you choose.  If you are a struggling family, then you have no one to blame other then yourself. No one ask you to quit school, No one ask you to take drugs/smoke/drink. No one asked you to spend that 8 dollars on a subway/maccas/kfc.  There are many others who suffer ill fated lives so stop complaining. Stop making the rich pay more tax (I am not rich but i think they deserve it)

Stop making a system where you punish those who work hard and reward those to don’t.  We are no different from a communist country. Distribute all the wealth.. tax the rich at 50% and give out money to the bums. Doesn’t that sound communistic?  Take pension away from those who save hard and give pension to those that spends everything. WELL DONE to australia. I can just see how the next few generation will turn out.

We feed the poor to maintain social peace. I SAY CANE AND JAIL (Make them work in jail to feed themself) THEM to maintain social peace. Try committing any crime in singapore.. I BET YOU WILL THINK IT 10 times over before you try anything DUMB.  vandalism carries a penalty of 6 cane. Each cane is enough to knock you unconcious.

this is call bum flower blossom




Recent migration to wordpress from blogspot the original blog can still be found at teapls.blogspot.com I have link all image sources on the image itself I will always reference my source whenever possible but with so many images floating around the net, it is pretty hard to identify which image belongs to who. If I have not given the source proper credit, inform me and i will correct it immediately

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